September 2011
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April 2010
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“I was an alligator.”
– Christopher Walken (via sandwichpolice)
March 2010
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Relay for LIFE →
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kittylitter:
NEW! Ke$ha - D.U.I.
thoughts?
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Whoopity Whoop!
New followers, welcome!
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I'm being told that the jorted tower of sexy in my...
luckyshirt:
Somebody…
Anybody…
EVERYBODY…
…please tell me that is not true.
(the jorted tower of sexy)
It IS true!
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American Idol's Top 10
ATTENTION THOSE THAT TIVO/DVR: If you don’t know who was voted off Idol this week, don’t read this!
This week my rankings were as follows:
Crystal Bowersox
Siobhan Magnus
Casey James
Didi Benami
Lee DeWyze
Michael Lynche
Tim Urban
Andrew Garcia
Aaron Kelly
Katie Stevens
Paige Miles
I had made a pretty ‘shocking’ move by placing Aaron Kelly lower than Tim...
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It's actually one of my canned responses. Worked...
Ex-boyfriend via email: Jamie and I are getting married this fall. Should I send you an invitation?
My response: I'd rather have cat AIDS, frankly.
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Orbits Gum
You son of a biscuit eating bulldog!
What the french toast?
You think I wouldn't find out about your little doo doo head cootie queen!
Who ARE you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker!
I'm calling you - kumquat
You're over-reacting
No, Bill over reacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper, stinky Mc Stinkface
You Hoboken!
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WTF! →
WIN THE FIGHT against cancer and help me out by donating to my Relay for Life team, J.E.M! All proceeds go to the American Cancer Society and, with your help, the donations will be able to:
Help people stay well by helping them take steps to prevent cancer or detect it early, when it’s most treatable
Help people get well by being in their corner around the clock to guide them through every...
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“it’s a sign you had a good day when you go to scratch your chest hair and...”
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Yes and THANK YOU! →
Arnold Schwarzenegger would be proud!
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The Truth is OUT!
Tanner: "IKR" doesn't mean "I know, right?"
Tanner: "IKR" means "it's kinda righteous"
Me: mmhmm, IKR?
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American Idol's Top 11
[via]
American Idol’s finalists tackled 11 of Billboard’s No. 1 hits Tuesday, a vague theme that allowed for just about anything. Lee DeWyze started strong, honoring the late Alex Chilton with the Box Tops’ The Letter. The judges raved when Crystal Bowersox channeled Janis Joplin for Me and Bobby McGee (the night’s obvious song choice). Save for Simon Cowell, they also...
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I'm double majoring in Tumblr and Procrastination,...
@yougottalivetoparty
teeheehee
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Today...
… my grandfather said he’ll be gone in two days. He is dying of cancer and in his final days. This is heartbreaking.
“Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake.
- Henry David Thoreau”
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Thoughts...
… on tonight’s Dancing with the Stars?? Impressed? Disappointed?
I think, overall, the dance ability has been better than the past seasons. Pamela Anderson and Kate Gosselin have yet to perform and I feel like they are either going to surprise everyone or suck beyond recognition.
I keep seeing previews for the show “V” during the commercial breaks — Did people...
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The Countdown...
… BEGINS!
Only 84 more days until my beloved True Blood returns to HBO. If you aren’t caught up you can catch an encore of season two Sunday nights at 10PM with snip-bits of the third season right after the credits.
Have you read the books? If you haven’t you should. The Sookie Stackhouse Series (also, “The Southern Vampire Chronicles”) has nine novels out and...
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Monday: TV night!
I love Mondays!
I am a media junkie! Tonight is the season premiere of Dancing With the Stars and United States of Tara. KATE GOSSELIN FTW! Has anyone else noticed that Derek Hough always seems to get partnered with extremely talented women or extremely attractive women (most the time his partner falls into both categories)?
I don’t really care if Kate Gosselin wins or fails on DWTS, I...
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Netflix: The Propsoal
My next movie from Netflix? The Propsal! I’ve wanted to see this movie for a while now. Sandra Bullock is my favorite actress and Ryan Reynolds is hilarious (not to mention extremely, extremely good looking).
The Proposal” recycles a plot that was already old when Tracy and Hepburn were trying it out. You see it coming from a great distance away. As it draws closer, you don’t...
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Rainy days...
… are the pits when you are sick!
I’ll enjoy a long and not relaxing day of being sick and cold and it being the exact same way outside. At least if it were sunny I may feel more inclined to get my ass out of bed and be a productive adult and try to feel better. Instead, I’ll stay right where I am, watch movies all day, and be sneeze-y.
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do you like lasagna?
mmm, yes it is yummy!
Ask me anything
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do you love your mother?
I wonder who left this one? Yes, I do!
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Why is it that...
… when my husband enters the kitchen it turns into a disaster that I have to clean up afterwards? I love ya, babe, but this is just… alarming!
Other things that annoy me?
Throwing your dirty clothes in our bathtub. That is not a clothes hamper, I bought one of those that you never seem to get your clothes into. Maybe I’ll start leaving my dirty underwear on his pillow —...
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Biggest thing you learned in the past 5 months?
Patience truly is a virtue… One that I lack and won’t ever be able to achieve. Whoops!
Ask me anything
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Matzo ball soup is...
… the shit.
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What is your favorite color?
As you can tell by my tumblr account, ORANGE!
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